{"id":683,"date":"2013-01-10T09:22:05","date_gmt":"2013-01-10T09:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/codeatelier.wordpress.com\/?p=445"},"modified":"2015-01-20T09:38:36","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T09:38:36","slug":"how-to-put-giraffe-in-fridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/how-to-put-giraffe-in-fridge\/","title":{"rendered":"how to put giraffe in fridge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.<\/p>\n<p>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?<\/p>\n<p>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.<\/p>\n<p>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?<\/p>\n<p>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?<\/p>\n<p>Wrong Answer.<\/p>\n<p>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.<\/p>\n<p>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend&#8230;. except one. Which animal does not attend?<\/p>\n<p>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.<\/p>\n<p>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?<\/p>\n<p>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/how-to-put-giraffe-in-fridge\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":720,"href":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions\/720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/codethataint.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}